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Built by the community to give Seal more things to do.
Beautiful Personal Emails
For thank-yous, congratulations, appreciation, or just to say hello — like the letter-writing service in Her.
$0.05–$1.00Orthory
Stock Picks
The latest stock picks pulled from top investor newsletters — who's buying what, with conviction and themes.
$0.00–$0.05DripStack
Vedic Astrology Reading
Computes your real Vedic birth chart from a sidereal ephemeris, then reads it aloud and renders it as a card.
$0.07–$0.12John P
GTM Report
Turn a quick chat into a research-backed GTM plan.
$0.04–$1.30Evan Schindler
YouTube Thumbnail
Generate 3 clickbait thumbnails with your face on them.
$3.00–$30.00Echul Shin
Portfolio Tracker
List anything you own and Seal renders your net worth, allocation, and how you're doing vs the market.
$0.01–$10.00Echul Shin
Jung Quote of the Day
A daily Carl Jung quote, correctly sourced, with a short reflection.
$0.00John P
Paid Ad Campaign Pack
Turn a product, website, or brand assets into a ready-to-test paid ad campaign pack.
$1.27–$3.00Evan Schindler
This Day in History
A daily email with the most fascinating news from 100, 10, and 1 years ago today — and the surprising thread tying them together.
$0.03–$0.05Rahul Shah
Emergency Date Canceller
Stuck on a bad date? Schedule a panicked 'family emergency' call to bail you out in 5 minutes.
$0.54Rahul Shah
Prank Call
Sic 'Gunther' on a friend — a relentlessly cheerful retention rep who simply will not let them cancel their (very awkward) subscription.
$0.54Rahul Shah